doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint
Hold down the shift key
oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball
(Source: my-other-plans-fell-through-blog, via universeofbeaches)
"Sometimes I wonder, what am I doing with my life? And then I remember, I’m watching TV shows and shipping lesbians."
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THIS WAS A CALLOUT POST I FEEL ATTACKED
(Source: twitter.com, via dylan-the-mighty)
Me: I wanna do something
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety: No you dont
Me: But
Anxiety: No
(via universeofbeaches)
- harold, they’re lesbians
- people are gay, steven
- i’m a lesbian, carl
- don’t be a transphobe, chad
- we support the gays, david
- i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay
ah, the extended edition
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me: *sees two women together literally anywhere*
me: I hope they’re lesbians
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